My "G" Rated Vacation

WARNING: This post has been rated "G" for extreme grossness. Readers are warned before proceeding.

Number of nasty bugs in our home: 1
Number of people the bug has visited: 7
Number of days: 5 (and counting)
Number of collective hours of recovery sleep: 24
Number of hours of sleep missed caring for others: 3
Number of surprise 50th b-day parties missed: 1
Number of ski trips aborted: 1
Number of appointments/commitments rescheduled: 6
Number of schools called to report sick days: 4
Number of full Lysol bottles sprayed: 1
Number of times our bathroom has been cleaned: 16
Number of candles burned: 3
Number of people back to normal: 4
Number of days missed from work: 0 (pre-scheduled vacation time)
Number of people naive enough to think it won't happen to him: 1

30 days 'til K (roughly)

Fun afternoon with the girls celebrating Jenny and Baby-to-be. (The boys had their own fun too.)